brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I would ride that face into the sunset
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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