In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My Sexting was not on an AP level
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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