with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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