I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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