Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
When are your genitals available?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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