Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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