I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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