Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Randomize
