don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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