Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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