Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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