pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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