This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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