I think I am morally bankrupt
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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