is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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