Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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