Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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