Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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