Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
