But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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