At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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