all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Mom said you looked used
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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