I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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