i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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