Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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