i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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