the day after is always just damage control
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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