Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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