He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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