No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
organizing the empties. That sober.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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