i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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