these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
one two three fourrrrnication!
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize