Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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