Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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