I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You can't just leave with hair like that
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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