We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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