i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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