I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
this beer tastes like vomit already
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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