this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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