Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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