I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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