I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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