Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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