I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The adults are the big ones right?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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