Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
