What a fucking waste of an outfit
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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