I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The power of my boobs compel you
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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