can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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