I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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