no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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