are you still at the devil's house?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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