windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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